31 8 / 2014

  • 1: Dad, there's a moth in the bathroom
  • 2: Well you'll have to wait until he's finished!
  • I'm so done with him.

29 8 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

(Source: donkos, via githarrington)

28 8 / 2014

troylersboo:

Troye’s “Apple Juice” (x)

25 8 / 2014

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

(via tyleroakley)

22 8 / 2014

It’s 5:40am. Is it even worth trying to sleep now?

21 8 / 2014

20 8 / 2014

pinofad:

i find it so awkward talking to people my age because they all tell me stories about boys and parties and drinking and going out til 1am and im sitting here in purple owl pyjamas, with pig bed socks on crying because two men who may or may not be gay did something cute in a fanfiction im reading

(via pinofad-deactivated20140822)

19 8 / 2014

horokey:

Which ones which

(via too-funky)

19 8 / 2014

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

(via my-heartbeatsoutoftime)